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Leeches

LeechesCheesecake gives way to BEEFCAKE in this creepy-crawly throwback from B-auteur David DeCotaeu.

Gone are lingering surveys of buxom sexpots as equal time is now given to brawny, shirtless, oft Speedo’d fodder for a slimy host of bloodsuckin’ parasites that just so happen to have taken residence in the shower drain of a college swim team’s locker-room. L

ike the cleverly-crafted creature features of yesteryear, this too doubles as a cautionary tale, not just to the remote dangers of giant killer oven mitts (a.k.a. LEECHES!), but rather the sobering dangers of STEROID abuse!

Imagine the horrors of ‘roid rage, weenie wilt and rampant exsanguination all in the SAME movie!