"B" is for Bigfoot when prolific B-auteur Billy D’Amato (Bob Dennis) squeezes out guy-in-an-ape-suit after guy-in-an-ape-suit flick until his own hairy experience forces an uneasy reconciliation with the witness (Hunter Mackenzie Austin) whose story he’d mangled into his first Sasquatch sensation.
Together, with a geekazoid cryptozoologist (Jon McBride), they hole up in a cabin and WAIT in hopes that the big guy digs roasted marshmallows. Unfortunately, before a half-star’s worth of bump-in-the-night action ever ensues, the tick of the clock’s already deafening due to the flick’s flatulent false starts and dizzy slip-sliding among genres.
On a positive note, perhaps McBride’s inspired end-credit ditty, "Bigfoot Stole My Six-Pack," should become the title track of take two?