Finally! The perfect gift for that special someone that not only says "Get off your ass!" but "SHAKE IT!!!"
Fitness sleaze charts new titillating territory in this 5-disc, state-of-the-art guide that promises both renewed boom-boom in the bedroom and shapelier hips, hineys and everything else the good Lord give ya.
But let Ms. Electra explain, as she can do so without gut-laughing like yours truly: "Aerobic Striptease is about more than just dancing. Women have been taking it off for centuries to entice men and take control. Aerobic Striptease keeps that tradition alive, giving you the confidence to use what you’ve got, no matter what age, shape or size you are. So you never have to apologize for being sexy!"
Amen, darlin! No apologies necessary, especially for Disc 4: The Lapdance!!!
Remember, consult a physician before installing stripper pole. Double-Ds not included.