Monster a Go-Go!
Also see H.G. Lewis Goreography This unscheduled foray into sci-fi presented itself when Herschell Gordon Lewis acquired Bill Rebane‘s unfinished black-and-white film Terror at Halfday. With […]
Category: Reviews
Misty Mundae: Mummy Raider
Hang up them short-shorts, Angelina! Here’s the fleshy fruition of many a fantasy inspired by joystick queen Lara Croft since she first began jiggling across […]
Misty Mundae: Euro-Vixen Collection
Please see Schlockcast: The Seduction of Misty Mundae
Schramm
Finally, a movie FOR serial killers. Schramm (1994, 65 minutes) doesn’t bother itself with the usual trappings of the genre. There’s no vigilant lawmen fast […]
Scary Movie
The Scream movies are a CANCER on the horror industry and Wes Craven should be strung up by his beard for tinkling all over the […]
Scandal
Behold the wild wonder of cinema. Both Sir Ian McKellen and John Hurt recently portrayed aging homosexuals who befriend young, impressionable, straight men. McKellen fell […]
The Mummy Returns
Where’s the coin slot on this dang thing? You’d swear during its big battle royale finale that a message would pop up any second asking […]
Oxygen
She’s had a few parts in big movies — Liar, Liar and Instinct to name a couple — but most probably know Maura Tierney‘s small […]
Orca
Master thespian and good-time party boy Richard Harris gets extremely crossways with a bloodthirsty widower determined to avenge the murder of his wife and unborn […]
Open Water
Despite its cerebral undertow, Lions Gate marketeers enthusiastically ballyhoo’d the human combo-meal potential of this lost-at-sea chiller’s simple, even ordinary story. Ken ‘n’ Barbie reluctantly […]