Hell Comes to Frogtown
CineSchlocker favorite Rowdy Roddy Piper is without equal. The wrestling megastar secured his place in B-movie history with They Live where he whupped a mess […]
Category: Reviews
Misery
Folks love to whine about how movie people can’t get Stephen King right. King even gripes about The Shining — and THAT’S dang near a […]
The Hidden
Jack Sholder is not whatcha call an A-list director. But if you run into the guy, buy him a beer, because he made a great […]
Godmonster of Indian Flats
Artists and writers have long been mesmerized by the eccentricities of chaos. Counter-culture icon William S. Burroughs used to cobble together bits of newspaper stories […]
Hide and Seek
You’d think a movie where a silk nightie’d Daryl Hannah spends most of her screen time chained, spread-eagle to a bed would be a monster […]
The Girl Who Shagged Me
Please see Schlockcast: Kiddo Killin’
The Hills Have Eyes Part II
The original was, at its little black heart, a kissin’ cousin of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with both featuring errant travelers encountering a family of […]
Goldilocks and the Three Bares
Also see H.G. Lewis Goreography Here lies, bare bosomed in the sun, one of only TWO known "nudie musicals" with the other, Sinderella and the Golden […]
The Highwayman
Now here’s a real disappointment. The Highwayman (1999, 93 minutes) had such drive-in gold potential. Ya got the scrumptious Laura Harris who charmed all in […]
The Hitcher
When I think of C. Thomas Howell … I immediately think of Steve Miner‘s wacky affirmative action picture, Soul Man. It must be on Comedy […]