The Crush
It seems like just yesterday Alicia Silverstone first started gnawing on her lower lip and wiggling her money maker in Aerosmith videos. That was also […]
Category: Reviews
Ghost Ship
Thank heaven for little girls? In a horror flick such as this, it’s safer to thank the dark lord of the hoary nether world, because […]
The Curse
If there ever were a "horror" chick flick, this would be it. All the key ingredients of this Lifetime-forged genre are here. Most notably, an […]
Deathstalker
A blond brute by the name of Deathstalker (Rick Hill) gets henpecked into a heroic quest by a fussy old witch who’s all a twitter […]
Dagon
Nearly two decades in the making, Re-Animator director Stuart Gordon and producer Brian Yuzna dance with who brung ’em with yet another inventive spin on […]
Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde
From the writer of Misty Mundae: Mummy Raider and the director of The Witches of Sappho Salon comes Dr. Jackie Stevenson’s lurid tale of woe […]
Dracula II: Ascension
Building on the gruesome spiritual warfare of the Prophecy series, another new franchise, surprisingly borne on the wabbly legs of Dracula 2000, lurches ahead with […]
Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
Please see Schlockcast: Seed of Chucky
Devil’s Playground
Most are intimately familiar with the crisis sweeping America of girls going wild, but friends, there’s something much worse afoot. THE AMISH!!! This white-hot Sundance […]
Eight Legged Freaks
There may be no more ANNOYING human on Earth than David Arquette!!! His spastic ticks are the personification of fingernails on a chalkboard whether he’s […]