Eight Legged Freaks
There may be no more ANNOYING human on Earth than David Arquette!!! His spastic ticks are the personification of fingernails on a chalkboard whether he’s […]
Category: Reviews
Eaten Alive
Now all you CineSchlockers out there know who the great Tobe Hooper is, but for the benefit of the rest of the class, allow me […]
Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
Please see Schlockcast: Seed of Chucky
Dracula II: Ascension
Building on the gruesome spiritual warfare of the Prophecy series, another new franchise, surprisingly borne on the wabbly legs of Dracula 2000, lurches ahead with […]
Ernest Goes to Jail
Also see Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter More stretching by Varney. This time he also plays Ernest’s mean, nasty look alike Felix Nash who’s […]
Cannonball
Please see Critical Mass 3
A Bucket of Blood
In his book, "How I Made a Hundred Movies in Hollywood and Never Lost a Dime," Roger Corman says that, as near as he can […]
Bring It On
The early ’70s were a defining time in the cinematic history of cheerleaders. That’s when those perky sirens of the sidelines jiggled onto movie screens […]
The Crazies
Suffocating panic ensues when a colossal biological boo-boo by Uncle Sam renders the sleepy citizenry of Evans City into raving murderous lunatics. Ever Mr. Sunshine, […]
Color Me Blood Red
Also see H.G. Lewis Goreography A frustrated beatnik painter by the name of Adam Sorg (Gordon Oas-Heim) spends his days at his ratty beach-front home, attempting […]