Category: Reviews

Lost in Space: Season Two

Oh, the pain. The pain! Lost in Space is among my all-time favorite TV shows and all I can do is sit here gap-jawed and […]

Shaun of the Dead

Fast mo vs. Slow mo. That’s been the most divisive issue to EVER confront zombiphiles. What isn’t being debated, however, is the comic brilliance of gorehounds […]

The Jackhammer Massacre

Chainsaws. Drills. Nailguns. Blood Feast 2 grue slinger Joe Castro turns yet another power tool against its makers with this deliciously demented slasher that’s been […]

Lust for Dracula

Tony Marsiglia is an astonishingly talented director who has yet to make a film that uniformly testifies to that fact. On reflection, Dr. Jekyll and […]

Species III

First came Sil. Then Eve. Now Sara! Yep, they’ve gone and done it. From Hollywood’s "Sequels Nobody Asked For" department comes space-alien nudist Natasha Henstridge‘s […]

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Believe it or not, Anaconda was a pretty goldang important movie! Not because it starred J-Lo or featured Jon Voight inexplicably aping Al Pacino‘s "Say […]

Ice Cream Man

This picture became a personal passion on sight for obvious reasons: You’ve got B-deity Clint Howard at maximum "Clint" in a menage-a-huh? mix of a […]

It’s Alive

Larry Cohen‘s homicidal-hellion chiller is an absolute must-own for any self-respecting CineSchlocker! Every expectant parent’s nightmare brews schlock gold when nature goes mighty astray with […]

It Lives Again

Turns out Baby Davies of It’s Alive wasn’t one of a kind. The toothy tykes are popping out all over. Almost faster than government goon […]