It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive
Turns out Baby Davies of It’s Alive wasn’t one of a kind. The toothy tykes are popping out all over. Almost faster than government goon […]
Category: Reviews
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Can practically hear some of y’all now … "But, but you gave the Chainsaw remake TWO STARS!?! It’s every bit a reinterpretation as this you, […]
Night of the Demons
Goth-gal Angela (Mimi Kinkade) invites a gaggle of horn’d up teens to spend Halloween at a bedeviled funeral home where their night’s amusements include anxious […]
Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning
Two out of three ain’t bad. The original Ginger Snaps was an absolute stunner and its sequel, shot back-to-back with this prequel, was also stunning […]
The Day After Tomorrow
The four horsemen can’t be far behind when gringos are hightailing it SOUTH of the Rio Grande en masse and that dude from "Riptide" is […]
Dawn of the Dead
What’s better than George Romero‘s zombified treatise on conspicuous consumption? Well, FOUR VERSIONS of Dawn of the Dead, of course! (Ironic, huh?) It’d been a […]
That ’70s Girl
Originally intended as a pilot for late-night cable, this name-only sexploitation spoof of the FOX sitcom stars B-sensation Misty Mundae as free-lovin’ Petal who, along […]
Evilspeak
Don’t know Clint Howard!?! Ain’t from ’round here, is ya? Every CineSchlocker worth salamander spit knows and IDOLIZES this toothy, balding bundle of twitches who’s […]
Filthy
Plenty of talented, exuberant and well-meaning folks worked awful hard to achieve an admirably high level of production value on the cheap. As for entertainment […]
Boa vs. Python
There’s not too many flicks where PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING is used as an effective foreshadowing device. Come to think of it, the "Eureka! Let’s sic this […]