Category: Reviews

Mayor of the Sunset Strip

Documentarians have long occupied the unwashed fringes of the cinema community, making them inherently intriguing to CineSchlockers, especially those films whose subject matter strays even […]

Weasels Rip My Flesh

Serious gorehounds can, at long last, retire their ragged VHS dupes of Long Island auteur Nathan Schiff‘s grew-strewn sub-sub-sub-cult classicks. Lovingly remastered from original 8mm […]

Topless Academy’s Guide to Bartending

Given that menfolk have been concocting schemes to cajole nekkid women onto camera since the silent era, there ain’t exactly much jiggle room for innovation, […]

They Don’t Cut the Grass Anymore

Serious gorehounds can, at long last, retire their ragged VHS dupes of Long Island auteur Nathan Schiff‘s grew-strewn sub-sub-sub-cult classicks. Lovingly remastered from original 8mm […]

The Skulls III

Less notable as a sequel than for sitcom weenie Barry Bostwick‘s return to the manicured mayhem better showcased in Project: Metalbeast (a.k.a. the finest CIA-werewolf […]

The Kiss

There just aren’t enough movies about Cosmo covergirls who console their dead sister’s hubby with afternoon delights atop a kitchen table and, by night, attempt […]

The Invitation

Don’t let the cover fool ya. B-deity Lance Henriksen stars as a shiny, happy Ricardo Montalban meets Dr. Kevorkian writer/adventurer who, after a profound personal […]

The Bum Show.com

Yours truly suggested "reserved seating in the fiery caldrons of Hades" are likely in order for the makers of Bum Fights. Perhaps there’s room on […]

One Million Years B.C.

Three euphoric grunts for the flick that launched the sexpotdom of Raquel Welch who jiggles around the Canary Islands in a delicious buckskin bikini with […]