Screaming Dead
Seduction Cinema mega-starlet Misty Mundae steps back into a familiar, though supporting role as a naive waif eager to make it as a covergirl even […]
Category: Reviews
Britney Baby, One More Time
Equal parts road comedy and drag revue, this almost true story of one fan’s odd-yssey to meet a pop princess is an absolute riot. Robert […]
Womb Raider
Intriguing new players have arrived to challenge Seduction Cinema’s sexploitation throne with this uncomfortably titled, yet wildly ambitious and salaciously wry spoof. In fact, writer/director […]
Monsturd
Pinch not your noses, dear CineSchlockers, because the rank ranks of sewer cinema has flushed forth an unexpected gem! Not unlike the enormous gators or […]
Scream, Blacula, Scream!
As blaxploitation pictures go, Blacula and Scream, Blacula, Scream! seem less about the struggles of urban blacks and more of a cautionary tale of wife […]
Just One of the Guys
Teen valley gal Terry (Joyce Hyser) pulls a reverse Tootsie when she realizes her hot bod is keeping her from being the next Geraldo Rivera. […]
Lost in Space: Season One
Let’s see, 29 episodes clocking in at 52 minutes a pop. That’s 1,508 keister-numbing minutes that should serve as an incontrovertible testament to yours truly’s […]
Underworld
How this sucker isn’t another Blade affirms sexism still exists among cinema heros. Are we really so unprepared for such take-charge chicks? The uber-delish Kate […]
The Underground Comedy Movie
Like the stubborn occupant of some hopelessly clogged commode, this putrid pile of gross-out comedy just won’t flush without a fight. Bleary-eyed CineSchlockers have likely […]
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
Also see Tremendous Trilogy (Plus One) If the Tremors franchise weren’t so grounded within Mother Earth, this would’ve been the requisite "In Space" sequel, but […]