Superfly

Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? Wait. I was just talkin’ ’bout Shaft. Better shut my mouth. This, […]

Cabin Fever

One of 2003’s biggest cinematic horror stories was a Tale of Two Fanboys. Each obsessed with genre pictures from a tender age. Each with Quentin […]

Jeepers Creepers 2

Every 23rd spring, for 23 days, The Creeper gets to eat. And with his second flick, he gets a heckuvalot more face time. The fortune […]

Beyond Re-Animator

Who’d have thunk SPAIN would usher Dr. Herbert West into the new millennium? As if it even matters. They could’ve made this follow-up to Bride […]

Fright Night Part II

This oddly endearing sequel reteams horror host Peter Vincent (Roddy McDowall) and vampire slayer Charlie Brewster (William Ragsdale) for several more rounds against a fresh […]

Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease

Finally! The perfect gift for that special someone that not only says "Get off your ass!" but "SHAKE IT!!!" Fitness sleaze charts new titillating territory […]

Brimstone & Treacle

Originally a play, then a made-for-TV movie that was banned for a decade before the BBC eventually aired it, curiously after THIS film version hit […]

Cheerleader Autopsy

This monstrosity holds the distinction of being the FIRST flick yours truly ever fell ASLEEP during whilst screening for review! Surprisingly, the sandman struck just […]

Darkwolf

So, I liked the PMS werewolf flick, The Curse, but DIDN’T dig this fleshy romp about a horn’d up uber-hound, in the hulking form of […]