Bikini Bandits Experience
During the dot com craze, these buxom babes were the cat’s meow, routinely jiggling on the MTV and beyond through a series of high-caliber, high […]
Category: Reviews
Naked Lunch
"Unfilmable!" That’s an exclamation yelped much too freely in regard to a handful of great American novels that’ve actually born rather mind-bending cinematic adaptations. Two […]
Mimic 3: Sentinel
The fractured franchise packs off to Romania for a languid upchucking of Rear Window with value-sized cockroaches!!! Ticking Karl Geary‘s bubble boy leers out a […]
Blown Away
The second-most famous erotic thriller starring an ’80s sitcom siren desperate to shed her goodie-goodie image — the first being Embrace of the Vampire with […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
They’re kidding, right? FORTY MINUTES of this sequel’s running time is divvied among TWELVE flashback sequences as Billy’s younger brother Ricky (Eric Freeman) rassles the […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night
They’re STILL protesting this gloriously fiendish malignment of jolly ol’ Saint Nick! Young Billy’s life-defining night arrives Christmas Eve when his nutzoid gramps terrifies him […]
Rodentz
If New Line’s Willard remake represents the zenith of rat wrangling, well, this doesn’t. In Rodentz (spelled that way because the letter "S" is, you […]
Mail Call
"What makes them the best? I SAID SO, MAGGOT!!!" Most widely known as the fire-breathing drill instructor of Full Metal Jacket, veteran character actor and […]
28 Days Later
Great movie. Lousy ending. How the latter doesn’t negate the former is a tribute to the other 95 percent of the flick. Yet what its […]
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Whenever he’s asked to name the greatest horror picture of all time, legendary drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs never wavers: "SAW IS KING!!!" Damn […]