Slam Dunk Ernest
Also see Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter Before Air Bud … before Space Jam … soared Air Ernest. Who better than Mr. Worrell to […]
Category: Reviews
Sin Sisters
In the grand tradition of Seduction Cinema’s salivatory but fib-prone DVD covers, at no point in this movie does CineSchlocker heartthrob Misty Mundae two-fist firearms […]
Once Bitten
This teen sex comedy celebrates Halloween with Lauren Hutton as a middle-age vampirette who’s gotta sink her pearlies into a virgin — three times — […]
Brain Damage
"The one good thing about bad taste is that it’s eternal." So says cult auteur Frank Henenlotter who not only knows what he’s talking about, […]
Soylent Green
In this third lustrous jewel in his doomsday crown, Chuck Heston rumbles on as a detective investigating a fishy death along a trail of green […]
The Omega Man
Post-apocalyptic cinema’s biggest gun, Charlton Heston, is the apparent sole survivor of an Earth scorched vacant by biological warfare — though one not repopulated by […]
All the Love You Cannes!
What begins earnestly as "an indie’s guide to the Cannes Film Festival" violently swerves head-on into a Croisette staging of the theatre d’absurde — an […]
Joe Bob Briggs presents Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter
Once again we’re afforded the privilege of sitting at the boots of the grand poobah, the world’s greatest living drive-in movie critic, to behold his […]
A Date with Anna Kournikova
No frisky little horndogs, your dreams haven’t come to fruition despite the title’s implication. What’s delivered is about a half-hour of tedious behind-the-scenes footage from […]
The Hitcher II: I’ve Been Waiting
Nearly 20 years for this? What’s next!? Soul Man II: I’ve Been Waiting Just as Long as He Has?! It could hardly be worse. C. […]