Category: Reviews

Jaws 3

Blow’d up. Electrocuted. The Jason Voorhees of the deep is back and still REALLY hungry. Chief Brody’s sons (Dennis Quaid and John Putch) are shark […]

Jaws 4: The Revenge

The marketing tagline was "This time it’s personal." Just how anything could be personal to a FOURTH value-sized maneater boggles the mind. The Brodys must be […]

Queen Kong

This criminally ignored musical farce desperately demands cult status and, no doubt, the warm embrace of the fabulously loud and proud. Mick Jagger clone Robin […]

American Mullet

Documentarian Jennifer Arnold presents an oddly compassionate exploration of the nation’s most hysterically maligned hairdo through a strange series of interviews with follic offenders. Listen […]

American Psycho 2: All American Girl

What does this have to do with the original? Beyond a crude and suspiciously tacked-on prologue … Zilch! That ’70s Chick Mila Kunis blathers endlessly […]

American Psycho

Oooooo! Ooooo! Is this the UNRATED version!?! Ooooo! Gimme! Gimme that sweet UNCUT version! Woooooo! No. It isn’t. Now sit down and listen. LISTEN! The […]

Sabretooth

Slightly more bite than most of the current critter crush, yet an ultimately squandered opportunity. Aging pinup Vanessa Angel unleashes a prehistoric pussy into the […]

Junk

Japanese goreteur Atushi Muroga confesses he’d only seen George Romero‘s immortal Night of the Living Dead when he first began developing this picture. Well, it […]