The Transporter
When FedEx just won’t do, monied euro gangsters contract Frank Martin (Jason Statham) a button-down, by-the-rules uber courier who cartwheels his tricked out BMW through […]
Category: Reviews
Hard Hunted
Also see The Films of Andy SidarisAlso see Interview: Andy Sidaris While it’s true EVERY Sidaris picture is special — at least to Andy and […]
Insomniac with Dave Attell
Our survey of CineSchlocker-approved "reality" programming continues with comedian’s comedian Dave Attell. Before anyone runs screaming from their terminal, rest assured this is one of […]
Infested
Pink Power Ranger turned "Felicity" foil Amy Jo Johnson swats flies genetically engineered for the express purpose of turning self-absorbed, thirtysomething sellouts into zombified homicidal […]
The Tom Green Show: Endangered Feces
Endangered Feces documents the bizarro FRUITS of hijinks seen in Early Exposure and offers far more of what most Tom Green are likely hankering for. […]
Jackass: The Movie
Sure, Paramount harps way too much on the flick’s memorable, yet limited "CAN’T SEE THIS ON TV!!!" content. But what Hollywood marketing weasels can’t BEGIN […]
Cube
One after another, six strangers awake in 14′ by 14′ rooms with a menacing bulkhead centered on each wall. Like a deadly spin on "Let’s […]
Cube 2: Hypercube
There’s simply no other community beyond CineSchlockers who are MORE enthusiastic about sequels of every stripe, but this obscenely ponderous, CGI shanghai’d disappointment could scarcely […]
Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Ewwww! Porn hounds know the expert woodsman can deliver his best on command, yet most […]
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Didn’t see Parts 2 & 3? Not to worry. They sucked! So declares a stirring Stan Lee voiceover heralding our hero of super-human size and […]