Trading Spaces
They say the first step toward recovery is admitting you’ve got a problem. Here goes. Real men don’t eat quiche, but we DO watch the […]
Category: Reviews
The Return of Swamp Thing
Guess the title has new irony given this unhappy anniversary. Just a year ago, it was front page news when a Dallas soccer mom pitched […]
Assault on Precinct 13
It’s cowboys vs. savages. Living dead vs. Brains in John Carpenter‘s first and supreme seige picture. Austin Stoker stars as one of LA’s finest sent […]
Wasabi
French humor is an inherently dicey proposition. [CineSchlockers are encouraged to insert their own snarky Jerry Lewis quip.] But shoot ’em up maestros Jean Reno […]
Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String
Our beloved sultans of sleaze in New Jersey show no signs of slowing, or putting their clothes back on either. Bless their little black hearts […]
The Manster
Oh! This fromage soaked Japanese/American collaboration could scarcely be a more shining example of the prototypical CineSchlocker flick! World Press reporter Larry Stanford (Peter Dyneley) […]
Cooking with Porn Stars for the Holidays
Spastic cable-access host Colin Malone‘s half-baked cooking show returns with even less on its plate. Where vodka fueled the original’s antics, this Christmas edition, denoted […]
Mummy’s Kiss
It may be a B-movie fish story, but auteurs Donald Glut and Kevin Glover claim they lost EIGHT starlets to cold feet and jealous boyfriends […]
One Hour Photo
While not typical CineSchlocker fare, no other group of moviegoers has a fuller appreciation for the rich variety of freakazoids, homicidal and otherwise, who populate […]
Predator 2
Oh, how fondly I recall that frosty Thanksgiving when yours truly smuggled myself away from the fam — and a third helping of turkey — […]