Mari-Cookie and The Killer Tarantula
Proof that even legends make horrible, horrible movies. Jesus Franco and Lina Romay return for, um, OK, I’ll admit it. I don’t know what the […]
Category: Reviews
Essence of Echoes
This painfully earnest and grossly unoriginal "thriller" pits a by-the-book FBI babe (Sharisse Baker-Bernard) against an unusually brutal serial killer who likes to slowly torture […]
Escape From Afghanistan
Here’s why Roger Corman‘s the King of Bs! Who else would pluck a ponderous Russian-language flick (Peshavar Waltz a.k.a. Peshavarskij Valchik) about a grisly prison […]
The DAMN! Show
If a homosexual tryst involving Don Rickles, Jackie Mason and Ronald McDonald were to produce alcoholic offspring, it just might begin to explain Yucko the […]
Black Christmas
As the story goes, some freakazoid clambers into the attic of a sorority house and commences to offing gals just in time for the holidays. […]
Deathbed
A young couple discovers an antique bed locked away in their attic that mysteriously transforms the normally icy bride into a thrusting, moaning, kinkified sex […]
Dog Soldiers
Turns out 2001 was the year of the werewolf. But if you’re a U.S. moviegoer you sure as heck would NEVER know it! Two breakout […]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Phew!!! What croaked in here!? Uh oh, someone left the Hellraiser franchise alone to fester and sprout its rank spawn. We’re up to number-o SIX […]
Fear City
They’ll claim this sucker got released on DVD because it’s by Abel Ferrara, the director of such gritty, urban flicks as Bad Lieutenant and King […]
Rock ‘n’ Roll Frankenstein
Without Liberace there’d be no Vegas-era Elvis. No sequined jumpsuits. No silk scarves. No outrageous jewelry. That’s right, it was Mr. Showmanship himself who schooled […]