Blood Freak
It’s tough to imagine any other distributor that stirs the cinematic loins of CineSchlockers MORE than Something Weird Video! In the last 12 years, founder […]
Category: Reviews
Ernest Goes to Africa
Also see Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter Shot back-to-back in South Africa with Ernest In the Army, this entry finds Mr. Worrell longing for […]
Satan Was a Lady
Exploitation cinema lost its grandest lady when Doris Wishman passed away on August 10th. During her 40 years of prolific filmmaking, Doris was responsible for […]
Jason X
It’s too late. No time to protest. They’re rolling and he’s out. CineSchlocker fave Kane Hodder, who’s been the man behind the hockey mask since […]
Blade II
Mexican FX slinger turned grue auteur Guillermo del Toro is, as the youngsters say, "the shiznit." No one in mainstream Hollywood is flinging buckets of […]
24: Season One
Right now, sandmen are plotting to sabotage this hastily conceived marathon. My eyelids and hindquarters have been targeted. People that I work for actually encourage […]
Ernest Saves Christmas
Also see Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter After successfully taking a 30-second commercial pitchman to the big screen, here’s where the lasting charm of […]
Ernest Goes to Camp
Also see Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter As Kamp Kikakee’s less than handy handyman, Ernest strives to elevate himself above his station. His dream? […]
Ernest Scared Stupid
Also see Jim Varney: A Legacy of Laughter Let’s see, got Christmas covered. Ah! Of course, Halloween! Here Ernest’s even unsuccessful as a sanitation engineer, […]
The Toolbox Murders
Anchor Bay Entertainment didn’t become the 800-pound gorilla of genre cinema it is today by accident. It was largely through the aggressive acquisition of titles […]