The Puppet Masters
Take Invasion of the Body Snatchers, that "Star Trek" when Spock got attacked by space-alien omelets, squish them together and out pops this sucker. Donald […]
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The Return of the Living Dead
If the planets align just so, and there’s still enough Trioxin 245 floating around, there might just be a FOURTH installment to the Living Dead […]
Motel Hell
This early foray into comedic horror finds Farmer Vincent (Rory Calhoun) dividing his time as a backwoods innkeeper and a regionally famous purveyor of smoked […]
Deranged
Norman Bates. Leatherface. Buffalo Bill. They all trace back to Plainfield, Wisconsin’s Ed Gein who got himself caught with a farmhouse full of mutilated corpses […]
The Time Machine (2002)
Not unlike sequels, remakes are generally looked upon with a fair degree of enthusiasm by most CineSchlockers. But remakes work best when the source material […]
Them!
Unruly critter flicks are a personal obsession of yours truly. With Them! (1954, 92 minutes) being at the radioactive epicenter of ’em all. Dread of […]
Time After Time
Unlike Simon Wells‘ flashy, yet vacuous remake, this bizarro thriller deftly Erector-sets H.G.’s classic time travel tale together with JACK THE RIPPER to create the […]
Don’t Try This At Home: The Steve-O Video
If watching a 28-year-old yahoo staple-gun his scrotum to his inner thighs propels you into giggle fits, then chances are you’re NOT a Louisiana prosecutor, […]
V: The Final Battle
Kenneth Johnson‘s miniseries V was a boffo May Sweeps success for NBC back in ’83. His story of alien invaders was a smartly veiled allegory […]
Savage Beach
Also see The Films of Andy SidarisAlso see Interview: Andy Sidaris Having just made a harrowing landing in a tropical storm delivering medicine to dying […]