Jurassic Park III
Folks love to get all snooty about Jurassic Park. They breathlessly tout Stevie Speilberg‘s genius for hiring a bunch of computer geeks to bring the […]
Category: Reviews
Hard Ticket to Hawaii
Also see The Films of Andy SidarisAlso see Interview: Andy Sidaris Two stunning federal agents (Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton) are working their cover […]
Empire of the Ants
Dread of the atomic bomb and its staggering devastative power gave us the gigantic creature features of the ’50s and ’60s, which would later be […]
Playgirl Killer
CineSchlockers should be well versed in the work of Herschell Gordon Lewis by now. Among the Godfather of Gore’s many contributions to exploitation cinema was […]
Raptor
Didya like them Carnosaur movies? Well, you’ll LOVE this sucker. Why? Because producer Roger Corman just snipped ALL the dino chow-down scenes and cobbled them […]
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Remember this: A mainstream B-movie with an 80-million-dollar budget is STILL a B-movie. Schlock is schlock regardless of pedigree. In the early days, low-budget filmmakers […]
Ginger Snaps
Werewolves are a bit long in the tooth in horror circles. Michael Landon was a teenage lycanthrope. So was Michael J. Fox. There was a […]
Death Race 2000
It’s 2001 and the best we can do is a rotund gay fella who won’t keep his drawers on. Whatever happened to the bright vision […]
Nurse Sherri
Also see The Films of Al AdamsonAlso see Secrets of B-Moviemaking An exploitation picture where its makers actually CUT OUT the sex!?! It’s atypical, but that’s exactly […]
Black Scorpion II
Joan Severance returns to tackle TWO baddies: Gangster Prankster and AfterShock. We’ve got a new Mike (Whip Hubley), but Darcy is just as determined to diddle […]