Delays. Lots of them. That’s what the genre pictures Joy Ride and Soul Survivors (2001, 85 minutes) share in common. Studio suits wringing their hands. […]

Hardly a great movie, even by creature feature standards, but it scored mighty high on the Willie Factor for yours truly. Giant critters? Not likely. […]

Easily Seduction Cinema’s most, well, cinematic spoof to date. Huzzah to British auteur Johnny Crash and his stylish affection for modern Gotham. Trouble is, the […]

CineSchlocker fave Rutger Hauer is a London cop who sure don’t act like one. He’s on the beat in 2008, when once dire predictions of […]

Please see Schlockcast: Lost in Space

Imagine The Breakfast Club recast with Catholic schoolgirl approximations of the "Sex and the City" gals and one might gain the vaguest notion of where […]

TV’s Starbuck (Dirk Benedict) has a deadly "fay-yah to co-municate" with a mad scientist (Strother Martin) who loves dirty, stinkin’ snakes WAY more than people. […]

A flick this WEIRD should be easier to like. Japanese schoolgirls succumb en mass to fatal giggle fits only to rise as zombified nuisances, oddly […]

Please see Critical Mass 2

Also see H.G. Lewis Goreography Another of Herschell Gordon Lewis‘s mercenary projects. It’s from an idea by James F. Hurley, who by the end, wasn’t at […]