Category: Reviews

Pumping Iron

This is probably the only acceptable reason for a grown man to ever spend an hour-and-a-half watching a bunch of other men, slathered in baby […]

The Pride of Jesse Hallam

A widower and Kentucky coal miner (Johnny Cash) packs up his youngins and skedaddles to the big city in search of treatment for his daughter’s […]

Premonition

Do they even make movies in Hollywood anymore? When exactly did the Canadians take over the movie business? Until recent years our Northern neighbor’s major […]

Reefer Madness

Hoods are luring naive teens from the local soda shop, back to a house where folks REALLY seem to be having a good time — […]

Red Shoe Diaries: Four on the Floor

A few weeks back, we beheld the great Zalman King‘s fleshy visitation of Two Moon Junction. And the camera lenses have a brand new coat […]

Red Dragon

Well, it’s no Hannibal. That’s a GOOD thing to most. But gimme Gary Oldman‘s fright mask and hungry-hungry porkers ANY day! Oscar’s mostest favorite gentleman […]

Satan’s School for Lust

Seduction siren Misty Mundae stars as a Bible-clutching coed shuttled off to a satanic boarding school where she becomes the prized pet of headmistress Barbara […]

Satan’s Cheerladers

The ’70s were a defining time in the cinematic history of cheerleaders. That’s when those perky sirens of the sidelines first jiggled into drive-ins in […]

Sasquatch

CineSchlocker idol Lance Henriksen stares down Bigfoot! What else need be said!? Bump over to the commentary and you’ll get an earful. Like when the […]