The Pride of Jesse Hallam
A widower and Kentucky coal miner (Johnny Cash) packs up his youngins and skedaddles to the big city in search of treatment for his daughter’s […]
Category: Reviews
The Real Cancun
Say what ye will about the reality entertainment boom, one thing’s for goldang certain, it’s quick on the draw. Shooting wrapped March 23, 2003 and […]
Pumping Iron
This is probably the only acceptable reason for a grown man to ever spend an hour-and-a-half watching a bunch of other men, slathered in baby […]
Stealth Fighter
Ice T and Erika Eleniak. Those two alone were enough to pique my interest in Stealth Fighter (1999, 87 minutes). Then I saw it. Not […]
Sex Madness
In the ’30s folks are REAL concerned about "quacks." And we’re not talking about the business end of a mallard — these fellas are sleazeball […]
Reefer Madness
Hoods are luring naive teens from the local soda shop, back to a house where folks REALLY seem to be having a good time — […]
Sasquatch
CineSchlocker idol Lance Henriksen stares down Bigfoot! What else need be said!? Bump over to the commentary and you’ll get an earful. Like when the […]
Satan’s Cheerladers
The ’70s were a defining time in the cinematic history of cheerleaders. That’s when those perky sirens of the sidelines first jiggled into drive-ins in […]
Roswell
Like the book it’s based on, experts quibble over the details, but this made-for-cable movie packs in most of the best "Roswell Incident" highlights. Ever-creepy […]
Satan’s School for Lust
Seduction siren Misty Mundae stars as a Bible-clutching coed shuttled off to a satanic boarding school where she becomes the prized pet of headmistress Barbara […]