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Cheerleader Autopsy

Cheerleader AutopsyThis monstrosity holds the distinction of being the FIRST flick yours truly ever fell ASLEEP during whilst screening for review!

Surprisingly, the sandman struck just about the time a fella took a carving knife to his own wangdoodle! Color me jaded, eh?

But, anyway, that was well after the "Beavers" pep squad turned to Pop Tarts in a freak bus/redneck encounter that ultimately ended with the girls’ crispy bod’s being unwittingly sacrificed to the weird science of a senile mortician and his idiot sidekick.

The included behind-the-scenes reel does little to explain what went disastrously wrong here, though CineSchlockers CAN witness a nekkid starlet having molds taken of her every nook and cranny.