Also see The Films of Andy Sidaris
Also see Interview: Andy Sidaris
Just cuz Ponch got blow’d up in the last picture, that doesn’t keep Sidaris from further showcasing the dynamic talent of Erik Estrada by bringing him BACK as a good guy! Not that the girls NEED his assistance. Now Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) takes an ill-advised shot at permanently raining on Donna and Nicole’s parade. Except he wisely does so from the comfort (and safety) of a spacious hotel room where, with able-bodied assistant Silk (Carolyn Liu), he charts the grim fates of successive goon squads on a great big map from National Geographic with blinking Christmas lights poked through the back. Turns out the challenge for our frisky feds isn’t so much saving their purty little necks, rather it’s figuring out HOW they’ve been tracked from Hawaii, to the desert and even a catfish joint in the rural south! Thanks to Andy, that takes some serious hot-tub time to sort out. Although CineSchlockers may NEVER be the same sexual beings after witnessing a shirtless Mr. Morita both giving AND receiving deep-tissue massages.
Notables: 12 breasts. Eight corpses. Hula dancing. Ol’ missile launcher in the walking stick gag. One poisoned pussy cat. Fireside diddling. Mannequin mangling. T-shirt ripping.
Quotables: Leather-clad hit gal Ava Cadell before her more demure days as a real-life sex therapist, "I’M GONNA BLOW THEIR TITS OFF!!!" Atlanta ain’t impressed with Duke’s wildass gunplay, "If you were like this in bed, half the girls in Texas would still be virgins!"
Time codes: Recently roughed up by toughs, the gals regroup and regather their thoughts in the hot tub (7:15). Pat paws his costar (14:18). Cynthia Brimhall shows off her OTHER set of pipes (34:50). Pandora Peaks (a.k.a. Stephanie Schick) knows no fear of drowning mid-diddle beneath a waterfall (1:09:55).