One wonders if CineSchlocker fave Julian Wells would’ve, if she could’ve, written herself into EVERY role in Seduction Cinema’s latest, far from greatest, pop-culture jiggle fest?
She’d surely have to duke it out with co-writer, director and fellow scene-hog John Fedele. Between ’em they cartwheel character after character across the screen for yuks that typically land in sub-audible snicker territory. Fedele fairs best with his two-years-too-late Ozzy schtick.
Maybe the included CD soundtrack (!?!) and mail-in UNRATED VERSION coupon are intended as consolatory parting gifts for this comedic contest?
Start lickin’ those stamps now, because the alternate freebie mercifully REPLACES nearly 20 MINUTES of questionable clownage for late-night cable canoodling by Misty Mundae, Darian Caine and twin-torpedo’d sensation Anoushka.