Tag: 1 of 5 stars

The Skulls III

Less notable as a sequel than for sitcom weenie Barry Bostwick‘s return to the manicured mayhem better showcased in Project: Metalbeast (a.k.a. the finest CIA-werewolf […]

Screaming Dead

Seduction Cinema mega-starlet Misty Mundae steps back into a familiar, though supporting role as a naive waif eager to make it as a covergirl even […]

Mimic 3: Sentinel

The fractured franchise packs off to Romania for a languid upchucking of Rear Window with value-sized cockroaches!!! Ticking Karl Geary‘s bubble boy leers out a […]

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

They’re kidding, right? FORTY MINUTES of this sequel’s running time is divvied among TWELVE flashback sequences as Billy’s younger brother Ricky (Eric Freeman) rassles the […]

Rodentz

If New Line’s Willard remake represents the zenith of rat wrangling, well, this doesn’t. In Rodentz (spelled that way because the letter "S" is, you […]

This Stuff‘ll Kill Ya!

Also see H.G. Lewis Goreography If the stuff they’re talking about is the MOVIE, well, there may be truth in advertising after all. It’s a slow, […]

Sin Sisters

In the grand tradition of Seduction Cinema’s salivatory but fib-prone DVD covers, at no point in this movie does CineSchlocker heartthrob Misty Mundae two-fist firearms […]