Black Heat
Also see The Films of Al AdamsonAlso see Secrets of B-Moviemaking Surely the most pedestrian of drive-in king Al Adamson‘s dalliances in blaxploitation. This meandering crime story […]
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Jaws 4: The Revenge
The marketing tagline was "This time it’s personal." Just how anything could be personal to a FOURTH value-sized maneater boggles the mind. The Brodys must be […]
Infested
Pink Power Ranger turned "Felicity" foil Amy Jo Johnson swats flies genetically engineered for the express purpose of turning self-absorbed, thirtysomething sellouts into zombified homicidal […]
Sweets
This allegedly comic mockumentary charts the slow, arduous rise of would-be rassler Big Thing and manager Golden Graham Galloway (Paul Goebel and Graham Elwood). Much […]
Fighting Mad
CineSchlockers are instinctually drawn to most any sort of programming that warrants a warning. The producers of this sucker pledge: "We do not encourage fighting […]
Octopus 2: River of Fear
Nu Image unleashes a king-sized CGI octopus in New York City’s east river just in time for a spectacular Fourth of July celebration. You can […]
Essence of Echoes
This painfully earnest and grossly unoriginal "thriller" pits a by-the-book FBI babe (Sharisse Baker-Bernard) against an unusually brutal serial killer who likes to slowly torture […]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker
Phew!!! What croaked in here!? Uh oh, someone left the Hellraiser franchise alone to fester and sprout its rank spawn. We’re up to number-o SIX […]
Don’t Mess With My Sister!
Meir Zarchi made THE most universally reviled exploitation flick of all time — I Spit On Your Grave — which both launched AND ended his […]
The Roswell Report: Case Closed
Yep, it really is just 30 minutes long! What’s worse, it’s got an obscene MSRP of $25!!! Three years after the U.S. government’s official explanation […]