Mari-Cookie and The Killer Tarantula

Proof that even legends make horrible, horrible movies. Jesus Franco and Lina Romay return for, um, OK, I’ll admit it. I don’t know what the […]

Inbred Rednecks

Joshua P. Warren hunts GHOSTS! He’s even written a fistful of books on the subject and Simon & Schuster is due to publish his "how […]

Behind the Planet of the Apes

I’m absolutely rabid when it comes to the Planet of the Apes franchise. Plunk me down in front of the big screen and see me […]

Delivered

When are screenwriters going to realize we don’t CARE about cartoonists? No one gives a lick about some geekazoid holed up in a dirty apartment […]

Alien Files

Agent Mulder of "The X-Files" has only one real passion — other than chasing little green fellas — and that’s his unquenchable thirst for porno. […]