Earth vs. The Spider
Stan Winston Studios, The Arkoffs and Cinemax partnered last fall for five FX-heavy remakes of the American International Pictures classics Teenage Caveman, The Day the […]
Tag: 2001
Arachnid
Our survey of post-Atomic age tales of king-sized critters run amok scurries onward with a disappointing effort by The Hidden auteur Jack Sholder and Re-Animator […]
Megiddo: Omega Code 2
Our survey of evangelical exploitation cinema continues with the non-sequel sequel to the film responsible for the mainstream emergence of a unique B-genre. The Omega […]
Bully
God bless that scissor-happy siren Catherine Bach! Maybe she wasn’t the FIRST, but she alone is responsible for emblazoning the seductive power of frayed denim […]
Ripper: Letter From Hell
Another problem with not really knowing the true identity of Jack the Ripper is that his money-grubbing estate can’t price this sort of nonsense out […]
American Pie 2
Shannon Elizabeth, being a fellow Texan, should be well familiar with the down-home adage of "dancing with who brung ya."Now, if she’d also strip nekkid […]
Ghosts of Mars
This movie is just plain awful. Not B-movie bad. Certifiably terrible. In fact, the only things that make Ghosts of Mars (2001, 98 minutes) tolerable […]
Jeepers Creepers
In 1988, Victor Salva pleaded guilty and was convicted on five felony counts related to his videotaped sexual molestation of then-12-year-old Nathan Winters on the […]
Jurassic Park III
Folks love to get all snooty about Jurassic Park. They breathlessly tout Stevie Speilberg‘s genius for hiring a bunch of computer geeks to bring the […]
Raptor
Didya like them Carnosaur movies? Well, you’ll LOVE this sucker. Why? Because producer Roger Corman just snipped ALL the dino chow-down scenes and cobbled them […]