The Transporter
When FedEx just won’t do, monied euro gangsters contract Frank Martin (Jason Statham) a button-down, by-the-rules uber courier who cartwheels his tricked out BMW through […]
Tag: 2002
Infested
Pink Power Ranger turned "Felicity" foil Amy Jo Johnson swats flies genetically engineered for the express purpose of turning self-absorbed, thirtysomething sellouts into zombified homicidal […]
Jackass: The Movie
Sure, Paramount harps way too much on the flick’s memorable, yet limited "CAN’T SEE THIS ON TV!!!" content. But what Hollywood marketing weasels can’t BEGIN […]
Cube 2: Hypercube
There’s simply no other community beyond CineSchlockers who are MORE enthusiastic about sequels of every stripe, but this obscenely ponderous, CGI shanghai’d disappointment could scarcely […]
Trading Spaces
They say the first step toward recovery is admitting you’ve got a problem. Here goes. Real men don’t eat quiche, but we DO watch the […]
Cooking with Porn Stars for the Holidays
Spastic cable-access host Colin Malone‘s half-baked cooking show returns with even less on its plate. Where vodka fueled the original’s antics, this Christmas edition, denoted […]
Mummy’s Kiss
It may be a B-movie fish story, but auteurs Donald Glut and Kevin Glover claim they lost EIGHT starlets to cold feet and jealous boyfriends […]
One Hour Photo
While not typical CineSchlocker fare, no other group of moviegoers has a fuller appreciation for the rich variety of freakazoids, homicidal and otherwise, who populate […]
Fighting Mad
CineSchlockers are instinctually drawn to most any sort of programming that warrants a warning. The producers of this sucker pledge: "We do not encourage fighting […]
Baadasssss Cinema
Documentarian Isaac Julien ponders the cultural causes and consequences of blaxploitation via interviews with Pam Grier, Fred Williamson and genre jabberjaw Quentin Tarantino among MANY […]