Shaun of the Dead

Fast mo vs. Slow mo. That’s been the most divisive issue to EVER confront zombiphiles. What isn’t being debated, however, is the comic brilliance of gorehounds […]

The Jackhammer Massacre

Chainsaws. Drills. Nailguns. Blood Feast 2 grue slinger Joe Castro turns yet another power tool against its makers with this deliciously demented slasher that’s been […]

Lust for Dracula

Tony Marsiglia is an astonishingly talented director who has yet to make a film that uniformly testifies to that fact. On reflection, Dr. Jekyll and […]

Species III

First came Sil. Then Eve. Now Sara! Yep, they’ve gone and done it. From Hollywood’s "Sequels Nobody Asked For" department comes space-alien nudist Natasha Henstridge‘s […]

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Believe it or not, Anaconda was a pretty goldang important movie! Not because it starred J-Lo or featured Jon Voight inexplicably aping Al Pacino‘s "Say […]

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Can practically hear some of y’all now … "But, but you gave the Chainsaw remake TWO STARS!?! It’s every bit a reinterpretation as this you, […]