It Lives Again
Turns out Baby Davies of It’s Alive wasn’t one of a kind. The toothy tykes are popping out all over. Almost faster than government goon […]
Tag: 4 of 5 stars
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Can practically hear some of y’all now … "But, but you gave the Chainsaw remake TWO STARS!?! It’s every bit a reinterpretation as this you, […]
Night of the Demons
Goth-gal Angela (Mimi Kinkade) invites a gaggle of horn’d up teens to spend Halloween at a bedeviled funeral home where their night’s amusements include anxious […]
The Day After Tomorrow
The four horsemen can’t be far behind when gringos are hightailing it SOUTH of the Rio Grande en masse and that dude from "Riptide" is […]
Evilspeak
Don’t know Clint Howard!?! Ain’t from ’round here, is ya? Every CineSchlocker worth salamander spit knows and IDOLIZES this toothy, balding bundle of twitches who’s […]
Uncle Sam
In battle, friendly fire is always a tragedy, isn’t it? But what if one such charbroiled chopper pilot happens to be a real son of […]
Nightmare Sisters
Behold! The OTHER classic starring all three Queens of Scream: Michelle Bauer, Brinke Stevens and Linnea Quigley. The first was the immortal Sorority Babes in […]
The Dame Edna Experience
"Hellll-oooooooooooo, possums!" The wickedly randy, impossibly fabulous, razor tonged Dame Edna Everage is THE alpha and omega of guy-in-a-dress hilarity. Nary a celeb is safe […]
American Chopper: Mikey’s Bike
Poker on the Travel Channel? Decorating on The Learning Channel? Makeovers on Bravo? The hottest network identity crisis of ’em all is over at The […]
Bubba Ho-Tep
There really hasn’t been a BIGGER — not to mention WEIRDER — little movie in quite a spell. Most quality genre pictures enjoy modest festival […]