Tag: 4 of 5 stars

Rabid

4 of 5 stars Leave it to David Cronenberg to make a bloodsucking horror epic, yet defang his femme fatale in favor of his own […]

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

Number-o Uno director and Number-o Two-o producer John Fawcett: "When we were talking about the original Ginger Snaps movie, it was always to try and […]

Mayor of the Sunset Strip

Documentarians have long occupied the unwashed fringes of the cinema community, making them inherently intriguing to CineSchlockers, especially those films whose subject matter strays even […]

Topless Academy’s Guide to Bartending

Given that menfolk have been concocting schemes to cajole nekkid women onto camera since the silent era, there ain’t exactly much jiggle room for innovation, […]

Britney Baby, One More Time

Equal parts road comedy and drag revue, this almost true story of one fan’s odd-yssey to meet a pop princess is an absolute riot. Robert […]

Monsturd

Pinch not your noses, dear CineSchlockers, because the rank ranks of sewer cinema has flushed forth an unexpected gem! Not unlike the enormous gators or […]

Just One of the Guys

Teen valley gal Terry (Joyce Hyser) pulls a reverse Tootsie when she realizes her hot bod is keeping her from being the next Geraldo Rivera. […]

Underworld

How this sucker isn’t another Blade affirms sexism still exists among cinema heros. Are we really so unprepared for such take-charge chicks? The uber-delish Kate […]

Superfly

Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? Wait. I was just talkin’ ’bout Shaft. Better shut my mouth. This, […]