Tag: L

The Lone Gunmen

Yours truly both saw and meticulously videotaped every episode of The X-Files. As further evidence of my Poindexter prowess, in 1998, I actually plunked down […]

Lost in Space: Season Two

Oh, the pain. The pain! Lost in Space is among my all-time favorite TV shows and all I can do is sit here gap-jawed and […]

Lust for Dracula

Tony Marsiglia is an astonishingly talented director who has yet to make a film that uniformly testifies to that fact. On reflection, Dr. Jekyll and […]

Leeches

Cheesecake gives way to BEEFCAKE in this creepy-crawly throwback from B-auteur David DeCotaeu. Gone are lingering surveys of buxom sexpots as equal time is now […]

Lost in Space: Season One

Let’s see, 29 episodes clocking in at 52 minutes a pop. That’s 1,508 keister-numbing minutes that should serve as an incontrovertible testament to yours truly’s […]

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

Also see After TCM: Cannibal see, Cannibal do It’s always delish when a disc’s copious extras illuminate WHY the featured presentation is such a steaming stinkeroo. […]

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Remember this: A mainstream B-movie with an 80-million-dollar budget is STILL a B-movie. Schlock is schlock regardless of pedigree. In the early days, low-budget filmmakers […]