Tag: S

Saw

What’s first troubling about this sucker is the audacity of its title. "Huh? What’s so highfalutin’ about Saw?" Well, it brazenly cribs the affectionate, nay, […]

Scary Movie

The Scream movies are a CANCER on the horror industry and Wes Craven should be strung up by his beard for tinkling all over the […]

Scandal

Behold the wild wonder of cinema. Both Sir Ian McKellen and John Hurt recently portrayed aging homosexuals who befriend young, impressionable, straight men. McKellen fell […]

Schramm

Finally, a movie FOR serial killers. Schramm (1994, 65 minutes) doesn’t bother itself with the usual trappings of the genre. There’s no vigilant lawmen fast […]

Shaun of the Dead

Fast mo vs. Slow mo. That’s been the most divisive issue to EVER confront zombiphiles. What isn’t being debated, however, is the comic brilliance of gorehounds […]

Species III

First came Sil. Then Eve. Now Sara! Yep, they’ve gone and done it. From Hollywood’s "Sequels Nobody Asked For" department comes space-alien nudist Natasha Henstridge‘s […]

Sexy American Idle

One wonders if CineSchlocker fave Julian Wells would’ve, if she could’ve, written herself into EVERY role in Seduction Cinema’s latest, far from greatest, pop-culture jiggle […]