Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." So confesses producer Jon Davison on a commentary he shares with famed-FX-wizard turned first-time-director Phil […]
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." So confesses producer Jon Davison on a commentary he shares with famed-FX-wizard turned first-time-director Phil […]
Less notable as a sequel than for sitcom weenie Barry Bostwick‘s return to the manicured mayhem better showcased in Project: Metalbeast (a.k.a. the finest CIA-werewolf […]
Seduction Cinema mega-starlet Misty Mundae steps back into a familiar, though supporting role as a naive waif eager to make it as a covergirl even […]
As blaxploitation pictures go, Blacula and Scream, Blacula, Scream! seem less about the struggles of urban blacks and more of a cautionary tale of wife […]
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? Wait. I was just talkin’ ’bout Shaft. Better shut my mouth. This, […]
Looking for an evangelistic tool for that stuffy cineophile? Perhaps you’re an aspiring CineSchlocker in need of cultural perspective? From Reefer Madness to the phenom’s […]
They’re kidding, right? FORTY MINUTES of this sequel’s running time is divvied among TWELVE flashback sequences as Billy’s younger brother Ricky (Eric Freeman) rassles the […]
They’re STILL protesting this gloriously fiendish malignment of jolly ol’ Saint Nick! Young Billy’s life-defining night arrives Christmas Eve when his nutzoid gramps terrifies him […]
In the grand tradition of Seduction Cinema’s salivatory but fib-prone DVD covers, at no point in this movie does CineSchlocker heartthrob Misty Mundae two-fist firearms […]
Please forgive the forthcoming episode of brazen self-indulgence, dear readers, because there’s just no bridling my nostalgic exuberance today. You see, as a youngster growing […]