Given that menfolk have been concocting schemes to cajole nekkid women onto camera since the silent era, there ain’t exactly much jiggle room for innovation, except in those rarefied cases of exceptional craftiness.
Enter frustrated Hollywood producers (a.k.a. bartenders) George Hobbs and David Horowitz who turned the gigs that’d been paying their bills in lieu of movie bidness into THIS downright ingenious brainstorm. Boobs ‘n’ booze go together like Jack ‘n’ Coke, but it took these fellas to bring such timeless male obsessions into a classroom that really, truly, honestly is EDUCATIONAL!
A brimming tip jar of credit to Headmaster Bates (Hobbs) for minding his intensive, hour-long curriculum alongside a DOZEN bare-breasted, schoolgirl-skirted knockouts apt to douse themselves with bubbly, accessorize with whip cream or get overly sapphic while demonstrating proper body shot execution (blame CineSchlocker muse Laurie Wallace for that one). Undistracted pupils will learn to mix, garnish and serve more than 50 tasty elixirs, plus other alcoholic arts such as muddling and crowd control.
The maestro mixologist’s greatest insight: "One woman at your bar is worth FIVE men!" Cheers to that. Can’t wait for next semester!
