Wanna see an 80-minute "documentary" about a Star Trek-themed paintball match?
No!? Are you sure? Captain Kirk’s in it! And there’s paintball. That’s cool, right? No, of course not.
There’s little doubt the 1,500 sum odd Trekkies who converged on Challenge Park Xtreme near Chicago to bean Bill Shatner had themselves a grand time, but it’s goldang unbearable on home video. Besides, it hardly seems FAIR given the oversized target Bill’s presenting these days. Paintball guru Tom Kaye and radio weenie Mancow lead the Borg and Klingon armies against the Shatnerites in what seems an endless battle.
Check out timecodes (9:02) and (33:48) to hear Cap’n Kirk utter colorful metaphors such as "HOLY S@#&!!!"