Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

…and a crate containing an antique Timex. Of course, this discovery leads her on a quest to save the world. During the completion of which she disposes of Illuminati commandos…

Nurse Sherri

…his eureka moment: Nympho nurses + Possession = $$$$$$. Trouble was, their own staff HATED the finished product. Sherman wouldn’t give up. He and Adamson opted to “open up” the…

Predator 2

…to the near future of Los Angeles. The city swelters in 109 degree heat. There’s open, street-to-street warfare between drug lords and police. Pure bedlam. Prime hunting conditions for our…

Vigilante

…his memory is jarred into coming up with the name of his supplier. They take a fists on approach to community activism. CineSchlocker favorite Robert Forster is the film’s star…

Return of the Living Dead 3

…base and pops open one of those pickled zombies in a barrel and lets the escaping Trioxin gas work its magic. That’s where the REAL fun begins. At its little…

Satan’s School for Lust

…her most memorable roles, “I like being watched. Stalked. Violated. It turns me on!” And, finally, remember the Diablo School for Girls motto, “A shut mouth is an open mind.”…

Shark Attack 2

…shark footage. Diver motions as if being attacked. Cue the phony Great White head to come into frame and bounce its single row of gappy choppers off the diver’s arm….

Showgirl Stories

…foreign sleaze comes off as downright CLASSY here in the U.S. of A. We meet a luscious 18-year-old gal who waxes philosophic in between waxing her holiest of holies. She’s…

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

…More than 50 titles later, he now heads his own production company, Rapid Heart Pictures, which is set to release its third feature, Final Stab, this spring. DeCoteau’s prolific, Roger…

Ted Bundy

…Shepis as the wouldbe victim who whups Ted’s hiney (and comes breathlessly close to getting herself CLOBBERED by a car!) After the flick, hang in for Mr. Bright’s sardonic commentary…