Declaration of principles
While the freebie pile is long since shy of DVDs, if y'all are so kind as to
drop yours truly a quick howdy
, I'll be pleased to send along one these swell booster buttons. (
Provided you chip in a 75 cent bribe for Uncle Sam's glorified pony express
.) They're green, shiny and perhaps the quickest means of letting the world know how
you truly are.
Schlocktastic 5-year archive of fringe cinema reviews, interviews and other weirdness.
G. Noel Gross
discovered B-movies as a youngster in the piney woods of East Texas where he spent many a Saturday afternoon glued to the TV watching flicks such as
Food of the Gods
Mako: The Jaws of Death
when he should have been out doing something useful. Little has changed.
CineSchlock-O-Rama was inspired by
Joe Bob Briggs
and his gospel of blood, breasts and beasts.
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