Alpha

…(2002) The Tom Green Show: Early Exposure The Tom Green Show: Endangered Feces The Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour The Toolbox Murders The Tormentors The Toxic Avenger The Toxic Avenger…

Three Days in Roswell

and “bum.” Fortunately, when Moseley opted to drop out of Princeton and pursue writing a book on UFOs, he’d recently come into a healthy inheritance. Problem is, it took him…

Lloyd Kaufman

…”Well, take some black tape and cover up the top and bottom.” If you go to the movie theater and see Terror Firmer, they will cut off the top and

BatCon 2001

to complain if something’s rotten. It’s easy to spend a couple hours snooping through all the different booths. And once you wind your way over to the south side of…

The Blair Witch Parodies

…sends his cast to Bareassville in search of the Bare Wench who not only sexually tortures her victims, but forces them to play hopscotch. They wander, strip, get dressed, wander…

The Fall of the House of Usher

…the Ushers to ask for the hand of the woman he loves (Myrna Fahey). Her reclusive brother Roderick (Price) does everything within his power to make Philip feel wholly unwelcome…

A Bucket of Blood

…called The Yellow Door. A steady stream of cigarette-smoking, beret-topped, counter-culture intellectuals wander through, rattling off poetry and complimenting each other’s etchings. Walter admires these seemingly sophisticated folk, and tries…

24: Season Two

…of the Double Chainsaws? Pretty goldang memorable too! Well, to put it country simple, that’s the relationship between Season One and Season Two of Kiefer Sutherland’s tornadic “real time” spy…

Herschell Gordon Lewis

…place. I thought, “Oh, god.” Then I got up to speak and said, “Good evening.” And this wild applause erupted. And I thought, “Gee, I’ve got even more profound things…

R. Lee Ermey

…percent think it’s a delightful, entertaining piece of work, I won’t bother to go promote it. I won’t come and lie to people and say they should go see the…