Day of the Dead 2: Contagium
Please see Schlockcast: The Devil’s Rejects
Tag: 0.5 of 5 stars
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Believe it or not, Anaconda was a pretty goldang important movie! Not because it starred J-Lo or featured Jon Voight inexplicably aping Al Pacino‘s "Say […]
That ’70s Girl
Originally intended as a pilot for late-night cable, this name-only sexploitation spoof of the FOX sitcom stars B-sensation Misty Mundae as free-lovin’ Petal who, along […]
Among Us
"B" is for Bigfoot when prolific B-auteur Billy D’Amato (Bob Dennis) squeezes out guy-in-an-ape-suit after guy-in-an-ape-suit flick until his own hairy experience forces an uneasy […]
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time." So confesses producer Jon Davison on a commentary he shares with famed-FX-wizard turned first-time-director Phil […]
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Please see Police Academy
Weasels Rip My Flesh
Serious gorehounds can, at long last, retire their ragged VHS dupes of Long Island auteur Nathan Schiff‘s grew-strewn sub-sub-sub-cult classicks. Lovingly remastered from original 8mm […]
The Underground Comedy Movie
Like the stubborn occupant of some hopelessly clogged commode, this putrid pile of gross-out comedy just won’t flush without a fight. Bleary-eyed CineSchlockers have likely […]
Cheerleader Autopsy
This monstrosity holds the distinction of being the FIRST flick yours truly ever fell ASLEEP during whilst screening for review! Surprisingly, the sandman struck just […]
A Date with Anna Kournikova
No frisky little horndogs, your dreams haven’t come to fruition despite the title’s implication. What’s delivered is about a half-hour of tedious behind-the-scenes footage from […]