Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Remember this: A mainstream B-movie with an 80-million-dollar budget is STILL a B-movie. Schlock is schlock regardless of pedigree. In the early days, low-budget filmmakers […]

Anna Kournikova: Basic Elements

Sure a lot of hefty gals who drank Tab with their bacon double-cheeseburgers helped push Jane Fonda‘s Complete Workout to the top of the charts […]

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

Also see Tremendous Trilogy (Plus One) With both Val and Earl now enjoying romantic fulfillment, the stage is set for Burt to reunite with his […]

From Hell

Albert and Allen Hughes are whatcha call street wise. Whether it’s 1990s Watts or 1880s Whitechapel. There’s a commonality evident without a whole lot of […]

Judgment

God don’t make trash, but Peter and Paul Lalonde have taken several shots at it themselves. Most recently, they pulled a fast one on everyone […]

Bones

Elvis did it. So did Frank and Madonna. Singers aren’t often the best actors, but their public, and sometimes their egos, demand it. Rappers may […]