Silent Night, Deadly Night
They’re STILL protesting this gloriously fiendish malignment of jolly ol’ Saint Nick! Young Billy’s life-defining night arrives Christmas Eve when his nutzoid gramps terrifies him […]
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Whenever he’s asked to name the greatest horror picture of all time, legendary drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs never wavers: "SAW IS KING!!!" Damn […]
The Hills Have Eyes
Office of Student ProgrammingUniversity of South Florida June 29, 1978 Dear New Line, Thought you might be interested in the audience reaction to "THE HILLS […]
Squirm
Please forgive the forthcoming episode of brazen self-indulgence, dear readers, because there’s just no bridling my nostalgic exuberance today. You see, as a youngster growing […]
May
These are days where welcome cinematic surprises seem very nearly around every blood-soaked corner for horror hounds. Thus far, each standout has hailed from foreign […]
Insomniac with Dave Attell
Our survey of CineSchlocker-approved "reality" programming continues with comedian’s comedian Dave Attell. Before anyone runs screaming from their terminal, rest assured this is one of […]
Jackass: The Movie
Sure, Paramount harps way too much on the flick’s memorable, yet limited "CAN’T SEE THIS ON TV!!!" content. But what Hollywood marketing weasels can’t BEGIN […]
Cube
One after another, six strangers awake in 14′ by 14′ rooms with a menacing bulkhead centered on each wall. Like a deadly spin on "Let’s […]
Predator 2
Oh, how fondly I recall that frosty Thanksgiving when yours truly smuggled myself away from the fam — and a third helping of turkey — […]
I Spit on Your Grave
Much has been said about this rape/revenge classick in the last two decades. Usually at a fevered pitch. It’s been dismissed. Championed. Banned. Praised. Vilified. […]