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Black Scorpion II

Black Scorpion IIJoan Severance returns to tackle TWO baddies: Gangster Prankster and AfterShock.

We’ve got a new Mike (Whip Hubley), but Darcy is just as determined to diddle him senseless. Prankster (Stoney Jackson) is the Def Comedy Jam’s answer to The Joker with a Super Soaker full of acid and a busty sidekick named Giggles (who jiggles out of her top at least once).

While AfterShock (Sherrie Rose) is a supposedly homely blonde seismologist who turns evil when she accidentally causes an earthquake while attempting to quell one. Curiously, no one recognizes her in her bright-yellow getup, even though her face isn’t masked. AfterShock likes to grab fella’s by the family jewels and zap ’em good while she isn’t busy plotting to level the city.

Four breasts. 10 corpses. Face licking. Panty sniffing. Exploding clown.

Captain Strickland has the best line: "The last thing this city needs is another whacked-out broad in a mask!"