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Cheerleader Ninjas

Cheerleader NinjasAt long last, the distribution gods have smiled upon Kevin Campbell‘s tender tale of small-town cheerleaders and the geekazoids who drool (and fart) at the mere sight of them.

Somewhere amid an admittedly migraine-inducing plot, the squad runs afoul with an ornery gaggle of Catholic schoolgirls who’ve seen too many Bruce Lee movies and are bustin’ pompons at the behest of an anti-Internet movement. Feel a cranial twinge coming on? Not to worry, there’s oodles of slapstick girlfights and Star This-Or-That references to fix what ails ya.

Late-night cable siren Kira Reed (of the CineSchlocker fave Alien Files) prances around nekkid in a few bizzaro dream sequences, including an amusing ode to American Beauty.

10 breasts. Two corpses. Yogurt slinging. Panty torture. Lesbian tongue rasslin. Girls jumping on trampolines. Guys in chipmunk, squirrel, chicken and bear suits.

Easily the best Troma movie they never made!