The Toolbox Murders

…gifted filmmaker with a deep appreciation of historic fringe cinema, and a rabid desire to see it not only preserved, but gloriously showcased. That’s why CineSchlockers who’ve fallen into spasms…

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Andrew Bryniarski‘s also the most FEROCIOUS boogeyman since Kane Hodder. An apt comparison, because Big Andy imbues Leatherface with an X-gamin’ Jason Voorhees-esque tenacity. More Great White shark than Gunnar…

That ’70s Girl

Originally intended as a pilot for late-night cable, this name-only sexploitation spoof of the FOX sit*]}*com stars B-sensation Misty Mundae as free-lovin’ Petal who, along with bunk buddy A.J. Khan,

A Thief in the Night

My first exposure to exploitation cinema was actually in CHURCH of all places and with THIS highly memorable flick. In the same way blaxploitation pictures are made primarily by and

Trois

…(or possibly dressed as French maids). That’s it. End of discussion. No more E-mail on this subject! As it turns out, Trois (2000, 93 minutes), one of the year’s highest-grossing,…

Turn It Up

…moving, without becoming overly exploitative of hip-hop culture, and while it has it’s fair share of groans, the flick manages to stand on its own with a fair amount of…

Two Moon Junction

…sexual feelings, often considering him ‘cute’ for it. On the other hand, a woman is bound by a much higher ethic that prevents such desires from being satisfied.” Uh huh….

V: The Final Battle

…the Nazi regime and the corrupting influence of power. But when the network clamoured for a longer sequel on a tighter budget and timetable, well, Johnson opted out and, sadly,…

Vigilante

…That’s when he must turn to Nick for salvation and the eye-for-an-eye justice he craves. And like I Spit On Your Grave, revenge coated in blood is mighty sweet. CineSchlockers…

Wasabi

and squeaks like an unnaturally cute video game pixie. Add a 200 million dollar inheritance and the yakuza scarface known as the Zebra (Yoshi Oida) who wants it back and