Dog Soldiers

only one thing — and it ain’t good (19:25). Ryan explains how we arrived at this wacky crossroads of events (1:17:42). It ain’t a good plan if you don’t get…

Chiller 2002: Vendors

on over to Village Comics.   Fans peruse the latest from Full Moon Pictures.   Holy augmentation, Batman!   Vincent’s Egghead is egg-quisite.   This fixture is left over from…

Enemy Gold

Also see The Films of Andy Sidaris Also see Interview: Andy Sidaris Writer/director Drew Sidaris continues the family formula under Andy’s watchful eye. The flick opens in 1865, with a…

Stealth Fighter

…he gets called away for one last mission. Will he succeed? Watch for yourself. Just don’t hold your breath waiting for Erika to unleash the goods. Oh, and look for

Predator

for ol’ snaggle puss. Blasphemy, indeed! Yet the flick’s STILL responsible for, with a single frame, touching off the Alien vs. Predator video game and comic brouhaha soon to spill…

The Real Cancun

Say what ye will about the reality entertainment boom, one thing’s for goldang certain, it’s quick on the draw. Shooting wrapped March 23, 2003 and this study of springtime hedonism…

Red Shoe Diaries: Luscious Lola

A few weeks back, we beheld the great Zalman King‘s fleshy visitation of Two Moon Junction. And the camera lenses have a brand new coat of Vaseline and the sax-to-sex-by…

The Roswell Report: Case Closed

Yep, it really is just 30 minutes long! What’s worse, it’s got an obscene MSRP of $25!!! Three years after the U.S. government’s official explanation of the Roswell crash as…

Sex Madness

…couple-dozen times) and hatch a rug rat, but the scourge of “social disease” wreaks terrible vengeance. Pretty racy stuff for its day: Men and women dancing and pairing off to…

Saw

…left to scurry through a basement spider-web’d with razorwire in nothing but boxers. Come to think of it, Jigsaw’s also an apt description of the movie itself, which jostles a…