The Blair Witch Parodies

…its name for Pauly Shore‘s uninspired spoof, but it’s actually a collection of Californian parodies framed around a mythical cable channel called The Woods. The network features comedy interludes like…

The Exorcist

…excellent day for an exorcism.” Merrin and Karras then open the can of spiritual whup-ass, “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!” Time codes: Iraqi with crazy eye (5:52). Introduction of…

The Films of Al Adamson

…and offers it to Durea as part of some convoluted plot to rule the world. It’s all very confusing, especially when Cleavage Queen Regina Carrol comes looking for her missing…

Schlockcast: Kiddo Killin’

download mp3 (10 min, 6 mb) Guess y’all really shouldn’t have been so encouraging, because I’ve already thrown open the mic for another pod — ahem! — schlockcast. After feeling…

Schlockcast: Seduction of Misty Mundae

…child’s zipped up her hip huggers for good? Tongue rassled Darian Caine for the last time!?! Does Seduction Cinema’s Mike Raso panic? Heavens no, the latter-day exploiteer simply throws open

Best of Schlock 2003

…launched the hit Alien vs. Predator video game and comic franchise due to come full circle as a feature film. Two breasts. 48 corpses. Cajone crushing. Razorblade Frisbee to the…

Behind the Grue of Blood Feast 2

…was nearly 40 years ago, and in this current climate of censorship, maybe more so. Lewis and Friedman parted company after Color Me Blood Red the third and final film…

Three Days in Roswell

Commander) of Saucer Smear, which dates back to about 1954. “You always enjoy research more if you feel that you’re going to learn something so dreadful that people will come…

BatCon 2001

…Dallas air hanger for the X-Files Expo. I left that flashy event feeling a bit bamboozled, but certainly more open to the idea of rubbing elbows with my fellow geeks….

Paris Hilton: Podcaster

…way to die.” – Ms. Hilton’s final pod pitch: “By the time you hear this, House of Wax will already be open. So, I hope you’ve already seen it or…